Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
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