Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
He passed out mid-signature
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
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