You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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