Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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