Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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