How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
She told me I should be a condom model.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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