is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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