I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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