i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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