I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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