I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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