Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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