dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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