summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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