To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Slut skills are useful in every country.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Those nachos came to me in a dream
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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