what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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