yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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