I bet he comes in French.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
tell me about the eggs
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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