The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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