The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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