Your tits are I can't wait for
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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