Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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