JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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