so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Randomize
