Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
