We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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