she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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