margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
false alarm. still invincible.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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