I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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