so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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