some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
We left the knife in your bed.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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