Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
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