I just cut my nipple shaving
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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