I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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