Where is the hickey?
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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