Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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