do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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