oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
i think my mom watched the whole time
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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