I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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