YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
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