butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
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