this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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