Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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