You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
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All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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