Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
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