all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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