i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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