Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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