VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
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