You really coming over, don't trick.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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