i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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