Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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