She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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